Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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