- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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