- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's the difference between a duck?

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