I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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