knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A bar walks into a man

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Top Gear USA

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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