KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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