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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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