What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

It says so on your cap.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A muslim paints Mohammed

irish man drinking john smiths

women sports....

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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