- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A woman wears a dress.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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