What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

A seal walks into a club.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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