how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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flavin's head

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Republicans

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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think twice or at least think

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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