- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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