What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Penis.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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