- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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