- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Knock knock Shut up

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Robin, get in the batmobile

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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