- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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