Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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White men's rights

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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a. why? b. because

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Anti Joke

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