Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Vaginal secretions

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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A black student graduated High School

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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mikey is cute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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