- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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