- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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