- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like most people my age. im 27

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Dance is a sport

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

homosexuals are gay

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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