I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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