Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

what's white and sticky semen

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

hi

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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