- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

You know whats better than 24? 25

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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