- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

You know whats funny Aids

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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