What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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