What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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