- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What's funnier than 24? 25

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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