Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Justin Bieber.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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