What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Justin Bieber.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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