- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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