What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

The Holocaust

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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