what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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