My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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