A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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PENIS

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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