- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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