what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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