- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

I like Pi. It can make circles.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

save me from the nothing ive become

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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