- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What does water smell like? water.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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