Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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NAACP

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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