- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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