Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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