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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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