A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What does water smell like? water.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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