- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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