What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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arena football

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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women's rights, lol

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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