What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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