- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

I dont have a girlfriend

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

there once was a black man who played basketball

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