Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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