- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

I dont have a girlfriend

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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