- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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