What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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penus

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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