- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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