People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Tough crowd tonight...

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Women's rights...

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

snooki

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

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