Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Sammi suck kyles chode

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Nickleback.

Justin Bieber.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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