- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

I dont have a girlfriend

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

tommy is retared

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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