A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

THE GAME.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

whats black and white? a zebra

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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