What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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tommy is retared

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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How you know when dislextic

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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