- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

I dont have a girlfriend

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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