- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Knock knock Fuck off!

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

I like colin but not as much as apple

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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