- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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