Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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save me from the nothing ive become

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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arena football

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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