- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

A woman wears a dress.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.