- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Racial equality.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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