- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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