- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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