Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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hi penis ham telephone

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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