Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Anti Joke

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