- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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