- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A sober Irish individual.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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