A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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tommy is retared

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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