Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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