- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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