Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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