- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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