- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I grunt when I poop.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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