why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's 9 + 10 19

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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