What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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tommy is retared

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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