a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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How you know when dislextic

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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