- Anti Joke

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.