- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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