What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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The Big Band Theory

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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