- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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