what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Your mums a potato

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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