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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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