How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Your mom

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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