If youre African, why are you white?

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Anti Joke

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