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Raveena Thandhan

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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