a blond girl walks into a bar

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

tommy is retared

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

How you know when dislextic

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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