- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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