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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Feminism

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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