Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Justin Beiber

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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