Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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