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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

david poredos

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

So FDR walks into a bar.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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