- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

I grunt when I poop.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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