- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

pretty soon we'll all be dead

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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